100 Things about Joey

1. You regularly use big words that normal people don't know.
2. You run outside when you hear an airplane go overhead.
3. You can tell exactly what kind of plane it is (even when it's just a speck).
4. You like to try new things.
5. You make me try new things.
6. You Are My Only One.
7. You like to get lots of pity when you are sick.
8. You like sports but you're not obsessed with them.
9. You are humble.
10. You make me laugh.
11. You make me cry (the good kind).
12. You pause TV so I can get my ice.
13. You are a really good actor.
14. You can play any song on the piano or guitar.
15. You learn songs just for me - I am the Luckiest.
16. You bring me Reeces and powdered donuts.
17. You buy all kinds of impulse items when you grocery shop.
18. You dress really hip.
19. You read books to me.
20. You read books to the kids.
21. You take Jonah with you to do "manly" things.
22. You take Hannah on dates.
23. You take me on Dates.
24. You can answer ANY questions I ask.
25. You make up answers sometimes but I don't know the difference.
26. You earned my respect long before our first date.
27. You've never given me a reason not to respect you.
28. Your facebook status is always clever.
29. You hate going to sleep without me.
30. You fix all the stuff I break.
31. You make really good french toast.
32. You make me feel smart even when I'm not.
33. You can't make a trip to the grocery store without calling me at least twice.
34. You have a bowl of cereal (almost) every night.
35. You clean our garage.
36. You never make stupid people feel stupid.
37. You wrap sandwiches in wax paper.
38. You wax poetic.
39. You take me on road trips.
40. You mow our yard.
41. You mow patterns into our yard sometimes.
42. You pop my toes.
43. You do that thing with the pike pass.
44. You sing good.
45. You tell me to stop singing.
46. You are really anal when you start a project.
47. You have lots of hair (just not so much on the top of your head).
48. You re-wrote that Lanyard poem for me.
49. You make me feel special.
50. You once made a jet pack out of a backpack and a kite.
51. You still like to watch cartoons.
52. You write like Dave Barry.
53. You sometimes get the giggles.
54. You explain things until I tell you to stop.
55. You always roll the sleeves of your long sleeve shirts.
56. You have the best taste in music.
57. You are really glad we only have two kids.
58. You savor each moment of life.
59. You floss twice a day.
60. You own more shoes than me.
61. You took rocks from the Colosseum.
62. You took grass from the grassy knoll.
63. You taught me to love Star Wars.
64. You give me strong hugs.
65. You order strange things at restaurants.
66. You appreciate fine foods.
67. You compliment my cooking anyway.
68. You have a quick wit.
69. You hate being home alone.
70. Your dream job would be to write for a Pixar movie.
71. You are overly considerate of others at the grocery store.
72. You make fun of my "headaches."
73. You pursued dentistry because you heard they make the best husbands.
74. You became the best husband.
75. You're a great dentist.
76. You are a science geek.
77. Your favorite color is the blue color of the lights used on airport runways.
78. You choke up at patriotic things.
79. You are not allergic to peanuts anymore.
80. You frequently sneak ice cream from the freezer.
81. You always want to tell me your dreams.
82. You make me listen even when I tell you I don't want to hear them.
83. You are a genius.
84. You thought Leonard got saved.
85. You are still afraid of Large Marge.
86. You are my best friend.
87. Your dream car would be either a Jeep Grand Wagoneer or a DeLorean.
88. You take forever to do things, but you do it right.
89. You make that one turtle face.
90. You do a pretty good Grinch imitation.
91. You let me cut your hair.
92. You go through deodorant faster than anyone.
93. You told me to go get the fishing pole and I did.
94. You remember trivial things.
95. You forget names.
96. You play toilet paper tag in the backyard.
97. You invent things.
98. You love the Lord.
99. You love our kids.
100. You love me.